Saturday, August 13, 2005
Susan the Mosquito Slayer...
Just needed to blog this before any other day.. Last night, Friday night, was my Mosquito Slayer night... Susan the Mosquito Slayer was in actions instead of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.. Am I right?!
Killed 5 mosquitoes in my room last night. All of them dieded a different death. Out of 5, only 1 had a fair share of its last meal. The rest, dieded off as hungry mosquitoes.
Mosquito One - "ONE"
ONE first caught my attention when it was flying away from my hand. Weird thing was.. ONE did managed to make me itch at the places it rested. But when I was focused, and decided to strike.. "Piak!" ONE dieded in between my palms. Oh.. yes.. About the weird thing... The weird thing was that ONE didn't have any stains of fresh blood after being squashed by my hands.
Mosquito Two - "TWO"
TWO hovered around my desk area. I was as usual looking at my pc screen, until TWO came into sight again. Wow. I was impressed by TWO's small little gut, seemed to challenge me flying in my sight. Hmm.. My previous sentence made me wonder if mosquitoes had guts? Please let me know if you know, okies? Okies.. Back to topic.. Hmm.. Oh! How did TWO died? TWO dieded on my desk. TWO was flying low... and next.. "PIAK!" It was smashed flat on the desk. Hmm.... Nope.. No blood. Died a hungry death too.
Mosquito Three - "THREE"
THREE was the one with blood, dieded on my drawer. "Piak!" and "EEEyerrr!" The blood splashed around the area it dieded and onto my hands... "Yew!!" That's what I thought. Used a tissue to wipe THREE's stain off the drawer and I had to make my way to the toilet to wash my hands. Don't like this mosquito, THREE. So messy when it dieded. And also, it had "dined" so much on my blood.
Mosquito Four - "FOUR"
FOUR dieded before I could see it. My legs were placed on the ledge under the desk, when I suddenly felt a sting under my right leg under the desk. Feeling the sting, I quietly move my palm under the desk, under my leg, and "Piak!" For a second, I didn't move. I was thinking if I had gotten FOUR. Then, I started to move my palm against my leg abit, and felt something in between. When I remove my palm, I saw FOUR for the first time and for the last time too. It was smashed. And next, it went into my dustbin. Told joo about this, and she thought it was very shen qi.. (means amazing)
Mosquito Five - "FIVE"
FIVE dieded on my lap. Nothing much of action, just that I missed it a couple of time, before it dieded on my hand. I thought I couldn't get FIVE in the first place, cos I was thinking, how could one kill so many mosquitoes in one night in hall. But amazingly. I did. Haha.. So proud about my mosquito story.

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