Sunday, January 08, 2006

The Forbidden Talk...

Some abstract from a quite RA chat with my this guy friend over MSN..

Blogders below 21?
It's gonna be even more Explicit...
If you can't stand the explicitness.. you can stop reading anytime. haha!

Okay.. Just call this friend of mine, XXX.

We talked about drinks and suggested about a drinks buffet - beer, hard liquor and wine.


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Switching of job to be a banker

He said he wanted to tidy his current lifestyle.
My advice was no point man... Becoming a banker will step into another lifestyle.
He agreed and said he think he will become more than a bad guy then.
My reply "Jerk or bastard would be more apt in this case!"


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Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex..

It's such a taboo in society..
Come on.. Who don't talk about sex?
Too tired of hearing all those.. EEEKS and YuCkS and Jeers about it..
Was it that Sex Really Disgusting? Or was it human's nature to dodge the topic?
Whatever...
I don't care.
This will probably my first daring and explicit post that talks about SEX.


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KinKy LiFeStyLe?

We talked about "having thrown away a kinky lifestyle"..
Well.. sometimes it's not about throwing away that part of life..
It's just a matter of time of reliving that kinky lifestyle..
And also a matter of who's the kinky partner you are talking about here..
We came out with two quotations that we relate to this matter..

"u can kill the lion but not the heart"
"leopard can't change its spots"

So we conclude that it might be hard to change one's lifestyle..


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Of course..

Life's not about Sex and Sex only..

I mean.. Sex is part of life.. but never let sex rules ur life..
If that case happens, you are nothing, but a sex slave..
You are probably a sex addict too..
(If u are a sex addict, go to Institute of Mental Hospital for remedies)


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Then here comes a question of another taboo...

One Night Stand!

Well.. It sounded like someone needed to be unleashed or so...

And it was concluded that..
Cold, rainy weather plays a part in making of horny people..
No wonder in movies and shows...
Sex scenes were often accompanied with heavy downpour and harsh weather..

Oops.. It seemed to be nothing much about ONS afterall.. lolx


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There some serious topics about BGRs..

Mr XXX feeling old and needed to settle down eventually..
Faced with two girls that both interest him to certain extent..
We both know that, stepping on to two boats at a time is a NO-NO thing.
And he knew very well that he didn't wished to hurt any of the good girls.
WTH.. I don't really care.. It's ultimately up to u to handle it.
If you don't handle properly, you'll just jolly well be named as jerk or playboy.
Whatever.. Actually I'm not up to the mark to advice on BGRs..

Something that both of us agree..
"Sometimes it just feel scary
when u get too close to somebody...
yet not gg to anywhere near to bgr"


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He wanted me to intro babes to him.
My reply was "I'm not gonna be cruel to my girls man"
Hello?
He claimed that he used to be a daily runner.
Recently, he had claimed to be clubbing, picking up girls..
Yet not bedding with them..

He thought he met his quarter-life crisis..
Low sex drive, split personality.. lolx
Then I asked him when he last done it..
His reply was "1-2 weeks ago?"
WTF?!

I seriously think that..
His dick is telling him that he needs a break!


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I wonder what we said.. That we drifted to the topic.
"Waking up a girl for sex in the middle of the night"

Number 1 - Melting and leaving ice on her hot spots.
Number 2 - Toothpaste? He said burning sensual and can't eat it. No good.
Number 3 - Fisherman's sweet (extra strong one) and any cold COKE..

It really makes my mind wonder far.. Especially for number 3..
What kind of reaction when fisherman's sweet meets the cold COKE?

Stupid XXX obviously done it before and claimed to have exclusive rights abt it..
Anyone who knows about it.. Please let me know.. I'm curious..


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Topic drifted on to even more stuff.. Think many deemed as disgusting..
SEX DuRing Menses..

We started off when I said about pads and tampons..
I admit..
I often forgot that I was having menses ever since I switched to tampons..
There are many cases of me, had to go out and buy tampons..
All because I forgot about menses, and didn't bring extra tampons.. WTH!

Then I had this funny thought about girls inserting tampon..
Isn't it like? Girls fucking themselves with tampon?
Pardon me for being so explicit.. haha..

XXX reply was "Just stuff the thing there only, wouldn't make you climax!"
Well.. Ultimately... "Nothing beats the real thing"


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Topic drifted to Blowjobs..

My statement...

"All guys in the world loves blowjob."

I don't think there's any guys who hate it. Come, prove my statement wrong.
Erm.. probably monks are exceptional... *shrugs*

To some guys.. It's an ego thing..
To most.. They simply loves it.. enjoys it to bits..
Unless some girls attempted to bite their member too hard? lolx


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After all rubbishy talks..
I think we were really bored on a Saturday night.

One of my last words "Go and be a good man!"
He's sure he is.. cos he said he had all protection intact.


Well.. That's only one typical guy in the society..
Believe me or not.. There's lots more of such junks around!

Kids.. if you are reading this.. it's just for your info!

sugary sweet savouring @ 2:54 AM |



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