Friday, April 14, 2006

Be My Valentine - DonandDrew

Heard this stupid song over 987FM just now.
The lyrics are damn amusing.. especially the chorus..
Hope you'll enjoy.. Enjoy laughing I think..



-- Be My Valentine --

by Don & Drew


GIRL YOU DON'T ME BUT I SURE KNOW YOU
FROM YOUR LONG BLACK HAIR TO THE SIZE OF YOUR SHOES
IVE MET YOUR BROTHER AND IVE SPOKEN TO SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS
BUT DARLING, DARLING, THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS..

COZ BABY ALL I WANT TO DO IS TALK TO YOU
TO BUY YOU A DRINK MAYBE BUY YOU SOME FOOD
BUT I'M A GEEK AND I'M NERVOUS HALF OF THE TIME...
SO WOULD YOU BE WOULD YOU BE MY........


BE MY VALENTINE
WE'LL GO OUT ABOUT TOWN TO DINE
BE MY VALENTINE
I'LL GET YOU DRUNK ON CHEAP RED WINE
BE MY VALENTINE
THAT'S WHEN I'LL TOUCH YOUR BEHIND
IF YOU'D BE MY VALENTINE
THAT WOULD BE SO FINE


I'LL PRETEND TO LIKE THE RESTAURANTS YOU PICK
I WILL EVEN SIT THROUGH YET ANOTHER CHICK FLICK
AND IF WE ARGUE I'LL LET YOU WIN THE FIGHT
JUST AS LONG AS I GET TO HAVE SEX THAT NIGHT


BUT ALL YOU EVER WANT TO DO IS SIT AND TALK
AND GO FOR ONE OF THOSE DAMN LONG WALKS
I JUST WANNA SEE YOU NAKED IS THAT A CRIME?
SO I'M ASKING YOU, WOULD YOU BE MY VALENTINE


BE MY VALENTINE
YOU'LL HAVE YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN NO TIME
BE MY VALENTINE
OUR BODIES WILL BE ENTWINED
BE MY VALENTINE
DON'T TELL ME I'M NOT YOUR KIND
IF YOU'RE NOT MY VALENTINE
I WILL BREAK YOUR SPINE


BABY YOU'RE A HONEY BABY YOU'RE A FOX
I'LL TREASURE YOU MORE THAN MY XBOX
I'D RUN BUCK NAKED IN THE STREET IF YOU ASKED ME TO

AND EVEN IF YOU'RE ANGRY AND YOU KICK ME IN THE NUTS
I'M THE ONLY GUY WHO'LL NEVER EVER HATE YOUR GUTS
SO PLEASE SAY YOU WILL COZ BABY I'M ASKING YOU


BE MY VALENTINE
COZ DARLING YOU LOOK SO FINE
BE MY VALENTINE
YOUR BUM IS JUST DEVINE
BE MY VALENTINE
PLEASE PLEASE DON'T DECLINE
BE MY VALENTINE
BABY CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN
SO BE MY VALENTINE
YOU STUPID GIRL JUST BE MINE
BE MY VALENTINE
OUR BODY FLUIDS MUST COMBINE
BE MY VALENTINE
YOU'LL CONTINUE MY BLOOD LINE
BE MY VALENTINE
THE MOLE I HAVE I SWEAR IT'S BENIGN
BE MY VALENTINE
DON'T TREAT ME LIKE FRANKENSTEIN
BE MY VALENTINE
I GOT NO MORE WORDS THAT RHYME

©2006 Don and Drew

sugary sweet savouring @ 1:31 AM |



2 Comments:

  • At Saturday, April 22, 2006 1:54:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hey, do you have this mp3? ive been looking everywhere for it but can't find it. would appreciate if you could send it to kayledge@yahoo.com.sg thanks!

     

  • At Saturday, April 22, 2006 10:05:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sorry, I don't have the mp3.. Looking for it too. Please mail to me if you found it.. I will do so too if I have it.

    meowzmailz@yahoo.com

     

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