Saturday, April 08, 2006

The Two Freakamaniacs Bros

It was a fine Friday night.

2 very good bros rented a car and drove down to NTU Hall 13 to pick up their dearest little sis and her stuffs. Little sis, on the other hand, knew that the dearest bros would help to carry whatever things she would need to bring back. So she packed and packed and packed. The floor was full of paper bags of clothes, before she decided to stop and pack her notes instead.


-- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS -- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS -- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS --


Little sis had..

7 paper bags of clothings
1 paper bag of old speakers and mouses, old computer related stuffs in general
1 shoe bag with asics shoes, etc
1 paper bag consisting 3 pairs of pumps/heels
1 carrier with other smaller bags
1 $7 sling bag with little necessities thrown in
2 Liberty plastic bags of laundry

2 paper bags of old notes and files and documents
1 laptop bag filled with notes and files
1 red schoolbag with notes, stationery and nalgene bottle
1 A4 box of notes and text
1 paper bag of files with notes

Woah.. That's hell lot of things!


-- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS -- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS -- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS --


Freakamaniac Bros at work - Part 1

When the bros came, they started loading the bags onto each of their arms.. Bro2 took notice of the little weighing machine, and requested for it. He stood on it with all the paper bags lined along both of his arms. He said he weighed 20-odd kg more. He couldn't believe it, and he let go off all the bags, and weighed himself again. It was really 20-odd kgs.. He said there wasn't free labour. After midnight, there will be surcharge for each kg carried. Normal charges cost $1 each. So it would mean after midnight, it would cost $1.50 per kg.

Sometimes, the little sis wondered if he was really a loanshark in his previous life.


-- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS -- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS -- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS --


Freakamaniac Bros at work - Part 2

Looking across, from the little sis' room, the bros saw screamadelic half naked in his room. They complained that he was indecent and ungentleman, cos he didn't have the decency to put on a top, knowing this level was a mixed level. OMG! The little sis could never believed that these two bros said this. One stayed in Hall 8, the other was in Hall 6. Wouldn't they walk around half naked at times, or in their room at least?! Or probably they were inferior of their build? Or they were simply stick-in-the-mud kind?


-- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS -- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS -- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS --


Freakamaniac Bros at work - Part 3

Driving over to South Spine, the GSU building.. Little sis had to passed Lonewolf a multi-pocket clear folder for his assignment. First, the little sis couldn't rem which building, was it the HSS library building, or the non-HSS library building. The bros started complaining and stressing the poor little sis, complaining that there was poor communication and Lonewolf wasn't automatic enough to make himself look prominent. Hello?! How the hell could Lonewolf actually recognise which car the little sis was in?

You can't possibly wave to every car you see coming in your way, right?


-- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS -- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS -- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS --


Freakamaniac Bros at work - Part 4

Not too sure if it was the bros or the bro2 only.. He/They commented that Lonewolf looked very cao lao (meaning : looked older than his actual age). This was the first time the little sis heard of such a comment towards Lonewolf. Little sis wondered if it was the poor lightings in the carpark to blame, or cos Lonewolf hadn't been sleeping well cos of this photography GE. Or... the bros simply stood out from the rest..


-- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS -- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS -- THE TWO FREAKAMANIACS BROS --


Freakamaniac Bros at work - Part 5

Due to little knowledge of the guy friends around the little sis, the bros were yearning for the day the little sis would hold hands of some guy and bring him home. The bros were desperate for the day they would meet any bro-in-law-to-be..

The bros were totally desperadoes!

For now, they started to call all the little sis' guy friends they see, Edmund Bor Mei You. The first suspect of the night was the half naked screamadelic. Totally dismissed the idea, when they knew screamadelic had his godmother as his girlfriend.

The next suspect was, of course, Lonewolf. They just couldn't get enough of it! And they suspected why would the little sis behaved so well that night, and gathered that they had hit jackpot or something.. Hello?! Will the little sis be so stupid to do anything, while she still need the help of the bros to bring all the bags of stuff back to house?! She definitely didn't want to do anything stupid to outrage the two freakamaniacs.

She thought to herself, "You can't stop them from saying anything they want. Reacting to their nonsensical remarks is dumb, and will only further entertain them. So, just let their tongues wag.." Lucky the night ended fast..

sugary sweet savouring @ 4:15 PM |



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