Monday, December 04, 2006

Royale Casino. Bond. James Bond.

Yeap.

Sunday I watched the Bond movie..
Actually, I can't remember if I ever watched any of the Bond movies in the past..
Or the very least, I don't have impression of any of the previous plots at all..
Strange.. Yes. I'm probably strange..
So long as memory cell wasn't able to recall anything, this shall be my first Bond movie.

Not too bad, just abit long..
And.. my seats were taken up by a couple..
Erh.. Not too bad, cos those are last row, corner seats..
I preferred to take the seats number Mission-11 and Mission-12..
Cos so happen to be our fave number..
And definitely the view from 11 and 12 are better than 13 and 14..

This Bond movie..
The Bond inside behaves like a human..
Comparing to other 'super heroes' in other modern movies..
And apart from using softwares in the computers..
And not using other super sophiscated gadgets...
Like a rolex watch -converted-to- sawing/cutting device..
Which definitely you know will only appear in the movie itself..

This Bond, I think, is a natural destroyer..
During his chase after the bad guy..
The bad guy will jump over the fake wall, to avoid damaging the public utility...
This Bond?! Ran through the fake wall.. and damages it..
Practically..
He just breaks anything and everything that's in his way...

And guess what?
This Bond is a sadist.. haha..
He had a special way of scratching his balls..
First, he has to be naked...
Then, tied to a chair, with the sitting area removed, left only the frame of the chair..
Lastly, he needs to hire a 'balls-scratcher'...
And this 'balls-scratcher' will swing this very thick rope..
Swinging the rope with strength, and there the rope goes..
Right under the chair..
WOOHOO...

What can I say about Bond's strange way of scratching his balls?
He has got a high pain threshold..
I guess normal guys will faint cos of pain, after the first whip..
Next, he's probably a gay exhibitionist..
Not a girl, but a guy whose left eye bleeds to be the 'ball-scratcher'...
Exhibitionist, cos he loves to show his bods...
And not putting those 6 months of intense training to waste..
Yes. He trained that hard for his bods..

Info from 'Moviebites' or something like that...
A few other Bond movies have this scenes...
One had a hot babe in white bikini walking out from the sea.. Sweeping her hair to a side..
Another, a hot black babe in flamboyant orange bikini walking out from the sea..
And she had really very short hair, so there wasn't a need of sweeping of the hair..
Now, this Bond movie..
It's the Bond himself, walked out from the sea, and sweeping his hair to a side..
And it's not the only 'walking out from water' scene I think..
He walked another time, towards the last 20 minutes? of the show..

Apart from the 'walking out from the sea' scenes...
Many of the actions, the stunts, were done by Bond himself..
Yes, I mean, Daniel Craig himself actually did it..
Like the fighting scene up high on the crane or something in the first 10 minutes...
That's amazing!!!
For me, once I got up there halfway, my legs definitely would have gone weak like tau hway..
Hmm..
Westernized films moving towards 'Jackie-Chan'-style of action film..

Oh... I probably take back my words about Bond being gay.. haha..
Cos to girls who appeared in bikini, or pretty gowns with low neckline..
Look at his eyes... Bond's totally memerized... in other words, Hum-Sup...
And just like other normal guys..
He doesn't know that a girl, for love, is willing to die for him, to save his ass..
All is too late when you realised it..
But probably that's what they want..
So that they could get a change of girls for the next Bond movie.. lol

Well..
It's my first time having long critics about a movie I think..
I guess I have to keep my mouth shut during a movie...
Cos any point of time, I might just make a joke out of something trivial to the movie..
And probably having the $2.50 cup of coke spilled before we reached our seating row..
Had made me feel like speaking lesser, to prevent dehydration..
*lol*

Oh well..
All and all..
It's sure a good movie to catch over the weekends..

It sure feels great to catch a movie after sooo long..
Thanks for asking me out for Bond..
*Happy Smile*

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