Thursday, March 01, 2007

My Driving Lesson Number duno what...

My Tuesday driving instructor asked if my family own any cars.
Cos the way I drive, as if I always go around via car, and picked up some habits here and there.
At the end of the lesson, I was told..

Remember to check your blind spots loh!!
And..
When you change lane.. Try not to be too aggressive.
I was like.. WHAT?!
Just now, I got a shock, okay...?!

Then I rebutted..
"Not aggressive, no one will want to give way to me wah...."
*poutz*



Just as I thought that my Tuesday instructor was abit exaggerating...


Today, I met a totally new instructor.
Sorry but I really didn't like the look of him...
Cos he looked like one of my ex-old-hum-sup colleague..

And the way he talked.. Quite irritating... Like a robot..
After exchanging a few sentences, before he started the lesson..
He just had to say this, "Good afternoon Susan, nice to meet you. I am XXX. blah blah blah"
Like.. erh.. you should have say this at first..
For a moment, I thought I had a robot as an instructor for the day.


Oh yah.. that's not the point..
Just as I thought that the previous instructor was exaggerating about my aggressiveness..
This robotic instructor was even worse!
Guess what he asked me?!
"Susan, tell me honestly...."

I was thinking... 'what? some sort of confession thingy?!'

"Did u ever drive iLLEGALLY on the road?"

I was like..... "WHAT?!!! NOOOOOO!!!"

Then I asked,
"Why....?? Do I drive like as though I drove for many years?"

A pause before he spoke again..
"No.. I mean, you are a little impatient while driving.."
Then he started trying to incalcate patience in me...
OMG!!
I'm losing patience cos he's such a bore, and the weather is freaking rainy and boring too!
I need a better entertainer-instructor on such a boring day man...

Guess what he do next?
While I so happened to stop in front of another learner car of CDC...
He asked me to read what's at the rear.
"Please Be Patient, Give Me a Chance to Learn"
*ROLLL EYES loh*

Lastly, waste my time in the circuit, circling around like got 5 to 6 times...
I rather use the time to re-practice my.... erh.. parking or whatever..
He didn't even want to test me on my E-brake loh!
E-brake is something I'm proud of man!! haha..


Oh.. another thing..
He's like a salesperson of CDC loh..
Trying to 'sell' their services...
Kept telling me...
If after you pass, and too long never drive,
You can always come back to enroll in our refresher course.
In our refresher course, we'll teach you how to park without the poles...
Teach you how to drive on expressways.

(Erh.. Expressway.. Needa teach one meh? Just speed wah.. Vrrooom!!)

We can even teach you how to go home..

(What?! Like.. I don't know how to go home liddat?! He really sounded dumb leh!)

Or popular places, like Orchard..
And places where you frequent.


Guess my reply was disappointing to him..
I said...
Erh.. Don't think I would need it..
Cos my friend always drive me around..
So I'm quite familiar with roads..

Even if I don't have my Teleporter around..
Come on lah.. My DAD is a TAXI-DRIVER!!
Now, tell me.. Who knows the road better?!

I was abit worried about parking without the poles though..
But G already say he's gonna give me special course after my graduation.
So.. that isn't a worry afterall..


I wonder how much CDC is paying this robotic fellow..
Went on and on and tell me how good CDC is...
"Out of the 3 driving schools, they have the highest passing rates and other shit.."

OMG! The 100 minutes today was torturous!!!

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